WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1 A dog's parents will never visit you
2 A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor
3 A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink
4 A dog never expects you to telephone
5 A dog will not get mad at you when you forget its birthday
6 A dog does not care about the previous dog in your life
7 A dog does not get mad when you pet another dog
8 A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day
9 The later you are, the happier the dog is to see you
10 A dog does not shop
HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1 Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
2 Dogs miss you when you are gone
3 Dogs feel guilty when they have done something wrong
4 Dogs admit when they are jealous
5 Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
6 Dogs do not play games with you ~ except fetch
7 You can train a dog
8 Dogs are easy to buy for
9 Dogs understand what “no” means
10 Dogs mean it when they kiss you
2 Dogs miss you when you are gone
3 Dogs feel guilty when they have done something wrong
4 Dogs admit when they are jealous
5 Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
6 Dogs do not play games with you ~ except fetch
7 You can train a dog
8 Dogs are easy to buy for
9 Dogs understand what “no” means
10 Dogs mean it when they kiss you
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